Seamus

So after being briefly imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit, Seamus will make his Sportsgroud debut today.
Do we have a voluteer to bring him to Bayonne? He just about fits as hand luggage but you can't fit much else and you get strange looks from the security guys when the scanner shows up a headless child in your bag, so better he is checked in.
He can be collected from the Clan Bar if anyone is willing.
His feet are filthy from dancing with all those Exeter women with no shoes. If anyone has some spare kids rugby boots lying around, I'm sure he would appreciate them.

swift4prez wrote: Brilliant. Haven't seen him or yourself since Exeter
Is seamus going for pre match pints?

It's hard to keep him off the sauce. You'll probably spot him in An Pucan.

Seamus is now in the very safe care of Martin in the kit van. Travel documents are being prepared as I write and arrangements to acquire suitable clothing are ongoing. Seamus will meet us on Fri night in Katie Daly's for the usual pre match libations

Seamus will be reunited with some old friends from his home town next weekend, so need to make sure he looks the part.
Any spare jersey, shorts, socks in the appropriate size would be welcome. Hat not required.

SEAMUS IS MISSING

LAST SEEN IN THE COMPANY OF THE KIT VAN TEAM AFTER THE BAYONNE GAME

ANY INFORMATION AS TO HIS WHEREABOUTS GREATLY APPRECIATED

REWARD FOR HIS SAFE RETURN